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130-150 character Sms

A teacher told all students in a class 2 write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH

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Santa:Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?

Banta:Kyun ki Jail Mein Khane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti He

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Taxi Driver: "sardarjee! petrol khatm ho gaya hai.Gadi aage nahi ja sakti."

Sardar: "KOI BAAT NAHI reverse LELO vapas ghar chalenge

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Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient : Toh mujhe konsa marnay ki jaldi hai!!

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Question to sardar:How do u cheat Railway department? Sardar:simple i will take ticket but i will not travel

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Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana

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Pappu-Dipu! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,
POLICE AA RAHI HAI!
Dipu-LEKIN YE 13V MANZIL HAI
Pappu-YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN
SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI

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Daku:Tera Naam?
Lady:Rita
Daku:Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa:Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte he

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Once Sardar was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Sr:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!!

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Santa:Y r u standing infront of mirror wid eyes shut Banta:I want to see how I look when I m asleep

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A 2 seater plane crashed in Punjab

Punjab News-Sardars found 500 bodies & R still digging 4 more!

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Santa ko Police ne kyu Pakda?

Guess Y??

Q K santa ne Bina Scooter k Helmet pehna tha..

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Man-Docter sahab Operation k bad mere pet me sound aa raha he

Doctr-Thank GOD mera mobile mil gaya!

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Shopkeeper-Aap hmari dukan pe 2month se aa rhe h pr kuch lete Q nai?

SANTA-chalo 100ka change de do

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MUNNA BHAI:Mamu,tu kitna pada hai MAMU:B.A. MUNNA BHAI: Sala,two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulte

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Sweetst xcuse:A kid gets 0 mark in a paper.Father angrily says wat is dis?Kid repliesTeacher k pas Star khatam ho gaye to Planet dene shuru kar diye

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Snta baraf ka tukra lekr gor s dek rha tha
Bnta-Kya hua?
Snta-dekh rha hu
kaha se leek ho rhi hE

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Santa-Aj Mera beta 1st clas me aya..
Teacher-Very gud..Kisme aya?

Santa-"GODAVARI XPRES TRAIN"me

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Wife-2day night I saw a dream
dat u were sendng me Jewelry
Husband:Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill

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Question:When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. . . . . . . . Answer:On their MARRIAGE.

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Height of super bindas-
Finishing de paper n coming out of exam hall n askng-

Konsa subject tha?

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