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130-150 Character SmS

Santa ne new mobile liya

To dosto ne mithai mangi

To santa bazar gaya or mobile bech k mithai laya

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Exam ki sari taiyari ho Gyi Pen Pencil Scale Erasr sb taiyar h Ab Bus padhna Baki hai

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Santa-Dekh Bahar suraj nikla ha q nahi
Srvnt-lekin,bhar to andhera hai
Snta-ja torch jala k dekh

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Y do women live longer than men?
B'cos Shopping never causes heart attacks,
but paying the bill does!

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Teacher:Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota To Kya Hota?Student:Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna Padta.

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Snta:tumne desh ke liye kya kiya he Bnta:pani ki bachat Snta:? Bnta:hafte me sirf ek bar nahta hu

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Police- Isko kisne Mara ?
Papu-Pata Nhi,Iske Pet Me chuhe Kud Rahe the Mene Chuhe Marne ki Dawa khilayi.

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Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don't have..!
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

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Salesman : This computer will cut ur work load by 50%.

Santa : Great! I'll take 2 of them..!

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kya tum ne BHOOOOT dekha h,
nahi dekha to PLZ

STAND IN FRONT OF MIROR or batao BHOOT kai sa tha?

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Snta-Tum dusro Se Q Kehte Ho Ki-Me Murkh Hu
Bnta-Maf Krna Muje Nhi Pata Tha Ki YeBaat Gupt Rkhni he

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10 men under a small umbrella bt nobody gets wet How? B'Coz ?? ? ? ? ? Use ur minds a little Bit ? ? . . . . There is

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TEST UR MATHS!! U can read only 1 time ok ? 2+7 -5 +4 +8 -2 +5 -4 +12 -8 +2

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Cat: Hw old r u ? Elphnt: 5 yrs. Cat: 5? Bt u luk big. Elphnt: I AM COMPLAIN BOY. Cat: I m 30. Elphnt: 30? U luk small. Cat: I AM SANTOOR GIRL

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SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad K le Ja Raha Tha
Banta: Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA: Taala Khulwanay..! !

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Waade Khushiyan De De Ke Saanu Hun Aap Hi Tusi Rula Dita Loki Mareyan Nu Vi Yaad Kar Lainde Tusi Ta Sanu Jeondeya Nu Hi Bhula Dita

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mujhe thi mohabbat apse itni ki dost ki yadon me dil tadapta raha mot bhi meri chaht ko rok na saki kabar me bhi dil dhadkta raha

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Pagal Hamesha Pareshan Q Rehta He?
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Chalo Chhodo..
It's ur Personal matter

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Teacher : How can we keep our school clean?
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Santa : By staying at home..!

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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

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My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight"

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Santa: Aaj Non-veg Khate Hai?
Banta: Haa chalo machhli khate hai
Santa: Nahi yaar usme kaante hote hai
Banta: To tu Chappal pehenke kha lena....

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Aadmi Ki Maut K Bad Uska Dost Uski wife K Pas Aaya Or Bola Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Skta Hu?
wife Muje Koi Atraz Nhi QABRISTAN Walo Se Puch lo.

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$anta: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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