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SARDARJI was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up andSays 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand .So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
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SARDARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing,except the TV in my house.'Police: 'Howz that the thief did not take the TV?'SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'
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SARDARJI : People consider me as a 'GOD'Wife: How do you know??SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again..
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SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .Friend: Really, what is he studying.SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarnipainting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denimjacket.Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing themrather than old clothes or an overall.She showed him the instructions on the tin,"For best results put on two coats"
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.I don't know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I start calling someone and says "please recharge your card" and after this I stop the calls.
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A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed her....Girl said- "What r u doing...?"Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
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Man: Sardarji where were u born?Sardarji: Punjab.Man: Which part?Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guesswhat...To avoid side effect!!!
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 seconds a womengives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricketmatch.All were busy writing except one Sardarji.he wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Sardar & family go to a party. He introduces himself- I am Sardar Banta Singh. Meet my wife SardarneePreeti Singh, the boy ...my kid & the girl my kidney....