Adult Sms

zindgi apni masti me jiya karo ishq bahut buri chiz hai mat kiya karo apna pura dhyan kam ki or mod do aur apni girl friend ko mere bharose chhod

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Doctor Lo nikal diya kharab dant tha magar tum chillati bohot ho Us din kya karo gi G Kis din D Choro msg parhne wala bohot haram

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shohar apni pregnanat bv k sath sex kar raha tha shohar ne zor se jhatka mara tu bv boli speed kam rakho agy abaadi hy Karan Kapo

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Wife husband ka Lund pakarr k boli Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na Husband abay is ko choot mein lena hai ya school bhejna haI

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Santa Ko Beta Hua Use Jyotish K Paas Le Gaye Jyotish Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo Mar Jayega Baccha Bola PAPA Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gaya

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What s the geographical definition of love It s an action done by Pol land into Hol land between Thai land occasionally with a litle help frm G

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Pathan s wife during sex Ah AH dagha da lora da pish pish oee pishhhhhhhhhh Pathan Oye aisi awaz mat nikalo khochi hamara peshab nikal jaeg

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Patiala Ki 2Chize Famous Hai 1Patiala Peg 2Patiala Salwar Dono Me Fark Sirf Itna Hai 1 Chadhne Par Maza Deti Hai To Doosri Utarne Pa

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Lady Teacher Bolo Bacho J 4 Jug K 4 Kite L 4 L_UND Ohh Sorry Bacho Galti Se Mu Se Nikal Gya Boy Mam Sorry Ki Kya Baat H Wapas Mu Me L

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call girl school interview ke liye gyi principal kya tum zoology geology ya biology jaanti ho call girl main to sirf khology nikalogy or dalog

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Love is a gamble,Sex is a game,Boyz do the thingGirls get the blame,1 night in pleasure9 months of pain1 day in hospital anda junior needs a name

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What’s an average 6 inch longInside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?????A:1000- rupee currency note.!Always think positive

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Let me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)

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Girl:It’s 2 tightBoy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,Gal:Push it in,Boy:Ah..I can’t,Gal:It’s painful,Boy:Forget it.....We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR......Books And Study

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santa banta se yaar tune koi ac gali suni hai jo tune dekhi bhi ho Banta ha Santa kosi Banta teri behan ki chut

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Whats d coolest thing about exam hall Its d only place where u can openly say to girl dikha de na pls mai 2 min me kar lunga KrazZzy Pr Y M

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1boy teri gand par bahut baal hain meri par nahi 2boy yes yaar jis sarak par jayada trefik calta hai us par gaash nahi ugti hai love light

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MasterG apne jaat studnt s bole koi ashqi wala sher sunao Jaat Mota mrta moti pe Bhukha mrta roti pe Mastrji ki 2 londi Pr me mrta choti pe

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tum guru hum chele wah wah tum seb hum kele wah wah tum rikshaw hum thele wah wah tum leto hum pele ab bolo wah wah

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Biwi aji sunte ho Billi fir dudh p gai Pati Kitni bar kaha Bra Panty pahanke soya kar Aaj Billi dudh pi gai kal Bakra aake ghaas kha jayega

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