Cools Sms

Listen and Silent are 2 words with same alphabet

& are very important 4 Friendship because

only a friend can listen to u when u r Silent.

In an old man's shirt writen a cute sentence

"I am not 60yrs old .

I am sweet 16 with 44 yrs experience!"

The Truth about Human Tongue:-

It Takes 3 yrs to Learn how to use it.

But,

It takes Lifetime

to Learn

When & where

to use it..!

Have a Nice Day.!

Smile is the Best Credit Card.

Bcoz it is Acceptd WorldWide,

Auto Reload,

Unlimited Usage,

No Payment,

at all makes every1 Happy.

So keep Smiling.

shadi me 1 sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kek socha shyad ye bhi khane wali cheez hai....

jaise hi wo khane laga ,,,,,4-5 sardar jor se bole "NA KHA OYE EK DUM FEEKA HAI"

agar kissi moti ladki ko dekhkar seeti bajao aur wo palatkar vaapas aa jaye to isse kya kanenge???????

GOL MAAL RETURNS.....

Biwi(gusse me): tumhare dimag me sirf gobar bhara he.

Husband(pyaar se): toh itni der se kyu kha rhi ho....????

Gujrati sher

NAZAR se NAZAR Mile To Pucho Kem Che?

NAZAR jhuki or Hase to Samzo K Prem Che

Jo kamar jhuka k SENDAL Utare To bolo Ben che.

Ladka- Ghire hue badlo me teri yad ati h,

Saawan k ane me teri yad ati h,

Baris ki bundo me teri yad ati h,

Ladki- Haan haan muje yad hai teri Chatri deni hai...

Param pujya mitr "prnam" apke sndesh na milne se hm ati vichlit avastha me h

krpya apne "chalit durbhash yantr" se sndesh bhejte rhe, mann prafullit rahega..

Aankhen Unchi Hui To Dua Ban Gayi,

Aankhen Nichi Hui To Haya Ban Gayi,

Jhuk Kar Uthi To Khata Ban Gayi,

Aur Uth Kar Jhuki To Adaa Ban Gayi.Wh Wah!

Day or night,

O dear!

U r wit me as my guiding light.

Morning or evening,

O Dear!

U r wit me as my eyes sight.

Dawn or dusk,

O Dear!

U r wit me as my dreaming twilight.

O Dear!

Every moment u r with me as my life's delight.

A B C

AVOID BAD COMPANY

D E F

DON'T ENTERTAIN FOOLS

G H I

GO4 HIGH IDEAS

J K L M

JUST KEEP LOVELY FRIENDS LIKE ME

R is 4 red,

Red is 4 blood,

Blood is 4 heart,

Heart is 4 love,

Love 4 u,

U is 4 me,

Me is 4 u,

"I love u".

"Simplicity is ultimate beauty"

"Forgiveness is ultimate strength"

"Politeness is ultimate argument"

"Friendship is ultimate relationship"

once in a seminar,

a question was asked...

what is true love?

appreciated answer was

"Only God & A mother

knows the exact answer......

our life begins

with our cry and ends with another's

cry. Try to fill this gap with as much

laughter as possible.let Live life to

the fullest.

Ek Aapko Hme Yaad Karne Ki FURSAT Nahi

Ek Hme Aapko Bhulane Ki Aadat Nahi

Aapko Bhula K Jiye Bhi To Kaise..?

Hme aap k Bina JineKi Aadat Nahi..!!

Sonia V

What is the meaning of "PYAR"

P = Pagal ho jana

Y = yadon main kho jana

A = Ansouon main beh jana

R = Roj ka rona dhona

wife- janu, kash ap msg hote, mai apko save karti, jab chahe padhati.

husband- kanjus, save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?!!

undino kafi darr lagta tha

nachna

gana

khelna

kudna

uff

bahar jana

gilapan ka darr

phir muje mila

bas 20 RS me

MOBILE COVE

ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!

Boy- Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara

Dad- Why ?

Boy- Sir Ne Puchha 2*3=? , Maine Kaha 6, Phir Puchha 3*2=?

Dad- Saale Dono Answer Same Hota Hai.

Boy- Maine Sir Ko Bilkul Aise Hi Kaha Tha..

Rok Do Mera Janaja Mujhme Ab Jaan Aa Gai Hai,

Rok Do Mera Janaja Mujhme Ab Jaan Aa Gai Hai,

Janaja Pichhe Lo Salo,

Dekhte Nahi Daru Ki Dukan Aa Gai Hai"......

Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

Har rang aap pe barse
Har koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse;
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse.
Wishing U a very
Happy N Colorfull Holi!