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A 60year old bachelor advertises his zarurat-e-rishta in newspaper.After a month, he gets a letter saying "Miya! is umar mein RISHTAY nahi, FARISHTAY aate hain.!
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Aafat ke syrup ho tum,Museebat ke capsule ho tum,Pareshani ke injection ho tum,Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.
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Husband:Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai.Wife: ThanX GHusband:Lipstick B SOhni Lagai hai.Wife: ThanX GHusband:Makeup B Sohna Kia Hai.Wife:ThanX G.Husband: Sohni Phir B Nahi Lag rahi...!!
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Pani mein tairna machali ka style,Hawa mein urna panchi ka style,Different messages bhejna mera style,Fukat ka message parna aap ka style.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaari hai.MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaari. Oxford bole toh Baelgaari.
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilonechhupa de.Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?Boy: nahi,woh apne khilone pahechan lega
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college ki life mai kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine to kuch dildar milte hai,agar acche se parhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor to koi engineer warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai.!
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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college mei school ki yaad aayi.javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi. kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi. Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!
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FROG:sardar ka dimag nahi hota.SARDAR:hota hai.FROG:nahi hota (&jumps in water)SARDAR:haw! lai is main khud kushi ki kiya baat thi!
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Haste the jinhe hasane k liye woh rulakar chale gaye,apne dil se meri yaadein mitakar chale gaye,kya gila karun khuda se...jab apne dil ko khud tadpate chale gaye!
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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.Banta Singh : OkInterviewer : Made in IndiaBanta Singh : Destroyed in PakistanInterviewer : Good... Keep it UpBanta Singh : Bad.... Put it DownInterviewer : Maxi MumBanta Singh : Mini DadInterviewer : Enough! Take your SeatBanta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seatInterviewer : Idiot! Take your seatBanta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seatInterviewer : I say you get out!Banta Singh : You didn't say I come inInterviewer : I reject you!Banta Singh : You appoint meInterviewer : ....!!!!!!!
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Sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta..nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb,kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dilse nahi milta...
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Aapko bhool jaun, umar gujarne ki baat hai,aapko nahi yakin ye aur baat hai ,jabtak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad,ye saans tut jaye to aur baat hai.
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Jaane kya Mujhse zamana chahta hai ,mere dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai ,jaane kya baat jhalakti he mere chehre se,har saks mujhe aazmana chahta hai.
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Zindagi bhaut kuch sikhati hai ,kabhi hasati he..kabhi rulati hai ,kudh se jayada kisipe bharosa maat karna ,andhere me to parchai bhi saath chor jati hai..
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Unka Waada Hai Ki Vo Laut Aayenge ,Esi Umeed Pe Hum Jiye Jayengey ,Ye Intjaar Bhi Unhi Ki Tarah He ,Kar Rahe They , Kar Rahe He Aur Kiye Jayenge...
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Khawab Dekhey Bhi Nahi Aur Toot Gaye ,Hum Unse Miley Bhi Nahi Aur Vo Rooth Gaye ,Hum Jagtey Rahe Duniya Soti Rahi ,Ek Barish Hi Thi Jo Sang Hamare Roti Rahi......
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Aashiq Ankhon Hi Ankhon Me Baat Samaj Lete He ,Sapno Me Milne Ko Mulakat Samaz Lete He ,Rota He Ashma Bhi Jami Ke Liye ,Pagal He Log Usse Barsaat Samaj Lete He......
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Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,Merey par faqat itna ehsan kar do,Ek subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.
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Zindagi dene vale marta chod gye,Apnapan jatane vale tanha chod gye,Jab padi zarurat hume apne humsafar kiVo jo saath chalne vale apna rasta mod gaye ...
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Gunah karke saza se darte hain,Zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain,Dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi,Hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain.
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Koi achhi si saza do mujhko,Chalo aisa karo bhula do mujhko,Tumse bichdu to maut aa jaye,Dil ki gehraiyon se aisi dua do mujh ko.
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Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,Tu sitam kar le teri hasrat jahan tak hai,Wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,Hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thiLatak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,Bartan Lelo Bartan....
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hainVo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hainYeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain :)
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota haiToote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota haiTumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati haiBandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Doctor implants new ear to a man.Man: U fraud, U gave me a woman's ear.Doctor: It makes no difference.Man: It does, now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
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DIFF. BETWEEN GOD,TAILOR,GIRLFRIEND & WIFE?GOD MAKES MAN,TAILOR MAKES HIM GENTELMAN,GIRLFRIEND MAKES HIM HE-MANAND WIFE MAKES HIM DOBARMAN.
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This cat,Is cat,A cat,Good cat,Way cat,To cat,Keep cat,An cat,Idiot cat,Busy cat,For cat,20 cat,Seconds cat !...Now read it without the word cat
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Dream makes al things possible,Hope makes al things work,Luv makes al thigs beutifl,Smile makes al d abvSo always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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Aaj hum hain kal hamari yaadain hongi,Jab ham na honge tab hamari baatain hongiKabhi paltoge jo jindagi ke panne ,Shayad aapki aanhon se bhi barsatain hongi
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When u rAlonewhenurCryingWhenurUpsetDon't ThinkofMe!!JustCallMe...Bcoz...Incoming calls are free for me...
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IF U R ALONE..I'LL B U R SHADOW..IF U R HAPPY..I;LL B UR SMILE...IF U WANT 2 CRY..I'LL B A SHOULDER..BUT IF U NEED A REAL FRND..I'LL JUST B ME 4 U!!!
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TERE HOTHON PE JO RAS HAI WO SOMRAS HAITERE BADAN PE JO AAM HAI WO CHARODHAM HAIUSKE NEECHE JO BAN HAI WO BRINDAWAN HAI AUR US BAN KA JO DWAR HAI WO HARIDWAR HAI
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Zubaan se naam lete hi aankho se aanshu chalak jaate hai,Kabhi hazaro baate kiya karte the aaj ek baat te liye bhi taras jaate hai.
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Koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intazar hai,Judai ke bavjut bhi tujse pyar hai,Tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,Mujse milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar hai..
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Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata haiPer isme kusoor sharab ka nahi unka haiJinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..
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Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,Yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,Jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!
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Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".
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Wife : Ek baat bolu??Husband : BoloWife : Maaroge to nahi?Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?Wife : mai pregnant hunHusband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.
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Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin SahibWo To Seesa (Mirror) He!
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Sweetest Proposal by a kg class BoyBoy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?Gal:NahiBoy:Kalle na plzGal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......Boy:kall na didi plzzzzzzzzzz
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history class
Raj: Meet my wife TinaAjay: Oh! I know herR: How?A: We were caught sleeping 2gatherR: What the hell?A: Ten years ago,in the history class!!!
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1. It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
2. What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you
3. The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, He closed his eyes, and then....… WE MISSED!
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“The taste of water can beenjoyed only when we are thirsty..!”Same way,“The Love of a Personswill be known when we are Alone”