Jokes 130-150 Character Sms In Category [ Jokes-Funky ]

Jokes 130-150 Character Sms In Category [ Jokes-Funky ]
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Koi Dost Ho Tou Tum Jesa Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tou Tum Jesa Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tou Tum Jesa Pata Nahi Q Sb Mujh Se Yehi Kehte Hain!
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Marwadi donates blood 2 Arab.Arab gifts him Ferrari
Marwadi donates again He gets only 1 rupeeMarwdi-Y?Arab-Ab meri rago me b tera khun he
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Kya Hai Zindagi- Dekho 2 Khwab Hai Zindgi Padho 2 Kitab Hai Zindgi, Suno 2 Gyan Hai Zindgi, Par Hum Ye Kehte Hai "Haste Raho" 2 Aasan Hai ZindGI
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GAO Me BIJLI Ane Wali H Ye Sun K Log Nach Rahe The
1Kutta B Jhum Raha Tha
Sonu-Tu Q Khush H Be
Kutta-Yaar BIJLI Ayegi To Khambe B To Lagenge
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Idiot Istupit Gadhe Ullu ke patthe Bandar ke bachche Bhaalu Bhains Sab milkar bhi hamari DOSTI nahi tod sakte..
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A sensible quote: STYLE, is wat is to be shown to strangers.. If itz showed to dear 1s, it bcums "ATTITUDE". Aaya smajh me....!!
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A Fantastic Quote for Life: "Satisfy d Person who Expects from U rather than Surprise d Person who Never Expected Anything from u".
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Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials He has gone frm The AXE Effect 2 The TAX Effect
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Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai, zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah wah khuda ki kasam, shayeri khatm.
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Lets make some coffee here.mix it w the magic of words.lets talk about everything,anything something gives us hope,happiness,and maybe joyful
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I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.
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If u c someone without a smile give 1 of yours, bcoz u r among few good ppl who can shine others life by just walking with them a few miles.
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Bus mein Jagah nahi thi 2 Ladki ko 1 Uncle ne God me bitha liya.Thodi Der mein hi Ladki Jhatke se Uthgayi or Boli:Uncle Ya 2 Usko Bitha lo Ya Mujhko
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Small minds talk abt Sales. Average mnds tlk abt Business, Great mnds tlk abt Growth, Bt CHAMPIONS like u Nevr talk, they just PERFORM n d WORLD tal
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A girl checks her lover's mobile to know under which name he has saved HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 - calling..
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DDDid - Word of achievement.
Can't - Word of defeat.
Should - Word of duty.
Will - Word of eager.
Can - Word of power.
Choose Ur word s
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness & if after you pray & you're still in darkness,pls pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
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"Tom your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.
"No, she did it all," Little Tom lied.
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.
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This dog, is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,to dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog, for dog,20 dog,seconds dog! .Now read without the word 'dog'.
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Jeeto: Doctor NE mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
Santa: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas. !
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Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.S: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.B: Oye, lorry number is also written..BC 1760 !
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
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Q:- What do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."
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The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcardof a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
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When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
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The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
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Sardar:4 d past one week a girl is disturbing Me.I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone & says pls recharge ur car
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Man: Sardarji where were U born?Sardarji: Punjab .Man: Which part?Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".
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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what...To avoid side effects!!!
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.His wife asked what you are doing.He said-I am seeing how I look while sleepin
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Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.
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