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Evry King was 1s a crying baby
n
evry great building was 1s a map.
It's nt imprtnt where u r TODAY,
BT
were u will reach TOMORROW is important

Success isn't a matter of being d best
& winning d race.
Success is a matter
of handling d worst
& still finishing d race.

Shadi me Santa ne plate me tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khane ki chez hai
Jaise hi wo khane lga Banta jor se bola
Na khai oye fika hai

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta he jo kewal Medicl Store wale hi samajh pate he.

Wo likhte he:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le...

WebNeo-Google: 4 days ago MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot! spam

WebNeo-Google: 4 days ago Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta he jo kewal Medicl Store wale hi samajh pate he. Wo likhte he:--- "Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le...

* * * * *O * * * *LO * * *ALO * *HALO *AHALO NAHALO Code Accepted Welcme to Bathroom Don't listen 2 those who tell u:stop dreaming & face reality just keep telling yourself keep dreaming & make it reality Hotel Me Khana Kha K Santa Hath K Badle WASH BASIN Dhone Laga.. Waiter- Sir, Ye Kya Kar Rahe He.? Santa-Dikhta Nahi, Likha Hai Wash Basin. Define GIRL the 1 who before going out puts on eye shadow eye liner lipgloss glitter rouge blush kajal & asks- mom Natural to lag ra The Best Message : "Support a Friend Whenever He Commits a Mistake... But Remember that You Support only the Friend, Not his Mistake Two Aspects of life: If we become too sentimental, it's too hard to lead life & If we become too practical, it's too tough to respct relations. Dil k tukade -tukade karke muskura k chal diye'.. Think if sung in bhojpuri : Karejwa k bukani bukani kaike daant chiyar k chal delan I am not like a clock That can sms you 24hrs a day But my heart is like a clock That nonstop cares, loves and prays For a special friend... like "Bye" Ek Chota sa Lafz h jo Bohat Takleef Deta H Ehsas Dilata H k Jis k Sath Aap Ho Kya Pata Wo Fir Kabhi na ho To Sada Kaho CHAL NIKAL Summer sms: Aa gaye garmi khao baraf ke gole. Aa gaye garmi khao baraf ke gole Jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole ole ole ole ole ole. As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change.. I will always keep falling in love with u Doston ki judai ka gam na karna,Dur rahein to bhi mohabbat kam na karna,Agr mile zindagi ke kisi mod par,To hame dekhkar aankhein band na karna Insan k ander SMS padhne ki itni Bhookh hoti hai,Chahe USKO Pagal, Idiat, Bevakoof Nalayak kitni BB Kuch Kaho wo niche tak padhega hi Dil Or Duniya Me Srf Itna Frq He K Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He Or Is .-""_;_""-. "-._dil_.-" Me SIRF Aap Ki "BHABHI" Rehti He... Dard K Badle Har Khusi Lelo Aansuo K Badle Hmari Hasi Lelo Humse Dekha N Jaega Kbhi Apka Udas Chehra Agar Kam Aa Sake To Humari Zindgi Lelo New Style Of Proposing Boy: Can I Take ur Photo? Girl-Why? B:Just Wanted 2 Show My Children That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age Sagar Ko ChuaTo LEHRO Ki Yad Ayi Asman Ko ChuaTo TARO Ki Yad Ayi KantoN Ko ChuaTo PHOOLO Ki Yad Ayi ApNe DiL Ko ChuaTo Sirf ApKi Yad aai... Wat r d most powerful 3 words other dan I LOVE U? "RESULT AA GAYA!!" Ye 3 words b haste khelte insan ki ek pal mein duniya badal sakte hai Golden Words Agar duniya main mehnat ki Qadar hoti To Gadha sub se zyada izzatdar hota.. dedicated to all my hardworking and busy friends.. Do jahan ki khushiya tumhe mil jaye, Phulo ki tarah jivan tumhara khil jaye, Jis gul ki aarju ho tumhe, Meri dua hai Wo gulshan hi tumhe mil jaye Wat Frndshp? Boy comes hom nxt mrnng&tels 2DAD he was @frnds place Dad called 10frd's 2confirm,8 confirmd dat he slept der&2 claimed stil sleepin Frnshp is dat wen v hve 1coconut & v use only 1straw drinkin 1after anothr& each time sayin oye "pura mat pi jana Tera koi barosa nahi Sonu Pi K Lauta Biwi Ki Dant Se Bacne K Liye Badi Si Kitab Le K Padhne Lga B-Pi K Aye Ho S-Nai To B-Fir Suitcase Khol K Q Bak Bak Kar Rahe Ek kamal dekhoge sirf 'U' lagao aur ban jao tum M_rkh St_pid B_dh_ D_ffer Bewak_f _ll_ Lall_ Dekha evrything is incomplete wit Din Ko Chain Nahi Raat Ko Aaram Nai Jiya Na Lage Kahi Kya Yahi Pyar Hai ? God- Nahi Beta, Ye Garmi Ki Shuruwat Hai . :-::-) 2015 me paper aise hoge Q 1:INDIA me bijli kis shehar me pai jati he Q 2:Cheeni ka zaiqa kaisa hota he Q 3:Petrol kin cheezo me istamal hota he