Sardar G Sms

Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?
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Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha:1 Aadmi Aaya or Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To?Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai...Hum Keerey K Alag Paise Lega. :-)
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2 sardar chemistry ka experiment kar rahe thay.......Neechay kiya talaash kar rahay ho?Joke to upper hi khatam ho gaya hai.
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"Ek sardar ko poori raat machor ne boht pareshan kya""Uska dimaag ghooma""Sardar nai zehar p liya aur bola""Ab kato ! Sab k Sab maroge
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SardarJi: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain.Friend: Wo Kyun?Sardar Ji: Fikr Se?Friend: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se.
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st Sardar: "Nothing" ka Kya Matlab hai?2nd Sardar: "Kuch Nahin."1st Sardar: Aisa Nahin Ho Sakta,Jab Word Bana Hai to Kuch to Matlab Hoga. :-)
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Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?...Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.haha haha haha :-)
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Aik sardar dost ke ghar se utha, apne ghar jaane ke liye.Baahir nikla to shadeed barish thi.Dost: ”Aaj mere ghar hi reh jao, baahir barish bohat hai. Main tumhara bistra laga daita hoon.”Sardar: ”Ok.”Dost ne bistar lagaya aur daikha ke sardar gayab hai. Ghante baad sardar bheegta, kanpta huwa aaya.Dost: ”Sardarji, kahan gaye thay?”Sardar: ”Oh ji, main zara gha
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Sardar ney gharsay airport enquiry call ki aur poochha...Madam punjab say AMERICA tak ka kitna saffar hay?.Receptionist.One second sir.SardarOk thanks:
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ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)
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Sardar-Muje e.mail bnana hySardarSardargSardar123SardarabcKoe b nhe mil rhaMajor Rohail-Tum AKALMAND SARDAR try kro100% mil jye ga
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Anti Misba:What seems to b the problem?.Sardar:My Computer screen says ENTER but how can I Enter intoThis small computer without any door
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Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..Wife: Fir kee ho ga??Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakhHot Coffee Rs. 15Cold Coffee Rs. 45@z@m !
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Major Rohail:Tum Dr. k pass apna mobile kyu le k gya tha?.Sardar: O G mere mobile main VIRUS jo aa gya tha
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1 Sardar k pas Kawa(crow) tha, wo mulaaim(soft) tha,Batao Sardar ne apne Kaway ka kya naam rkha hoga?....Socho Socho....Microsoft..Mi-crow-soft :-D
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4 Sardar aur 1 Pathan helicopter ki rassi se latkay hue thay !Pilot ne kaha k Load zeyda hai, ksi aik ko koodna hoga.Ye sun kr Pathan ne kaha k Rassi ko chorne ki Qurbani main deta hun !Ye sun kar tamaam Sardar taaliyaan bajane lagay :-D
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Sardar k Larki hui.Biwi: Suna ji ! jb ye bari hogi to Larkay issey chehrain gye.Sardar: Maine es problem ka solution dhoondh lia hai, hum es ka naam "Baji" rakhain gye..
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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.Tourist: How do u escape if a Lion comes now?Sardar: Simple ! Sajjay paasey da ishaara dey k khabbey morh lawa'n ga :-D
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Sardar ne Doctor ko bohat maara..Logo'n ne waja poochi...Sardar: Itni garmi main kehta hai k Paani boil kar k piyo :-D
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1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..Cheecker:- Ticket Please..Sardar:- Nahin Hai..Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)
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Teri bewafaai ka aashiki ka maatam hai,Zindagi ki raahon mein zindagi ka maatam hai,Kal ujaale baante thhe,maine saari duniya ko,Aaj khud mere ghar mein roshni ka maatam hai.
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Sardar:Kal mera abba kunwain me gir gyaUrZor zor se chekhne lgaBachaoBachao..Major Rohail:Ab kaisa hy wo?..Sardar:Theek he ho ga kyu k kaal seKoe awaz nhi aye